Middlesbrough Council
Breaking News from MBC Executive
Mayor of Middlesbrough Ray Mallon
Announces on
Sundays at Middlesbrough Town Hall Quadrangle
“Car Boot Sales”
will be held until further notice
all items including doors seats engines etc must go
By
Order of Middlesbrough Executive
Signed on behalf of Middlesbrough
Ray “balanced on the environment” Mallon
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Mayor Ray Mallon & Members of MBC Executive
Will consider straight exchanges our Cars
for your unwanted
Axes Bulldozers Chainsaws Demolition Hammers
Middlesbrough Council Executive
Putting People First
### land developers that is ###
Developers Need Not Worry About Sitting Tenants
Middlesbrough Council Present Policy Is
We Don’t Care Either
Middlesbrough Council
Executive News
Middlesbrough Council Executive
Are expected to make the following announcement shortly
The proposed new development at Central Gardens Middlesbrough will include a
Big Wheel
Mbro Executive hope this will alleviate
some of the difficulties in getting around the town
Residents are invited to use the Big Wheel as a viewing platform
to see where you need to be in the borough
to help plan your walking journey to your destination
MBC Executive intend to fill in the
Central Garden Lake
due to anticipated uses of the Big Wheel and Lake for
Olympic Games High Platform Diving Training
And to stop Refugees from seeking out locations across town of empty homes
Middlesbrough MIMA due it’s vast empty space
will be used as an interim staging post for Refugees
Members of MBC Executive are calling for MIMA
to be renamed in honour of Sangatte Asylum Centre
The following proposals have been suggested
“Middlesbrough Sangatte MIMA Asylum Centre 3”
Middlesbrough Town Hall
Will continue to be known as Middlesbrough Asylum 1
Middlehaven Riversideone will continue to be known as Middlesbrough Asylum 2
