Middlesbrough Gresham Theme Park It'll blow your mind.

Middlesbrough previous Mayor Ray "Mr Green" Mallon after destroying Longridge wood decided to create the towns new wildlife centre in Gresham. it's believed the thinking behind this new venture is the creation of new committees. MBC Triffid Control Committee. MBC Equal Rights for Triffids Committee. MBC Vehicle Control in Triffid Areas Committee. MBC Triffids do they have a place in Middlesbrough's future Committee. Probably this is more about the town halls shortage of brown envelopes, so payments in kind can be made by giving out places and payments for sitting on the said committees. You have witnessed Mallon's 13 years in power at Middlesbrough, you decide. Continuing in the eco friendly carbon foot print of Mallon is the new Mayor of Middlesbrough David Budd. Little or no change is expected in policies.

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Before we go to the bomb shelters. Middlesbrough Gresham Wildlife Theme Park.

Middlesbrough, can residents finally make contact with their Labour MP & Councillors. After years of Middlesbrough residents being left in the dark when it comes to representation by elected members. Citizens of Middlesbrough believe it is now easier to contact the previous Member of Parliament by Ouija board than it was by letter or telephone. Residents are finding the present MP and new Mayor David Budd just as difficult to contact. A new local experiment is to be trialled based on the Jurassic Park saga of films. Led by Ray "The Wild Man of Middlesbrough" Mallon and assisted by his protege Dave "Bent Talker" Budd are expected to set loose in the Gresham Theme Park Bob "the builder" Brady and Tracey "Judith Chambers - wish you were here" Harvey Possibly included will be the Labour MP for Middlesbrough if he doesn't continue supporting Mallon's and now Budd's policies. Residents will then be invited at a cost to hunt these rare specimens down. All Labour Councillors should take heed for this fate may befall them. The new Theme Park could be a reminder for them to map out their future prospects by continuing support of Mallon and now new Mayor Budd's policies of destruction. Old maps stated "Here Be Dragons" Labour Members sent to the new Theme Park may meet these monsters.

Middlesbrough. It'll blow your mind.

Ray Mallon's legacy >>>>> Another fine mess we created Mr Budd. April 2014 - Click on the following link to reveal the Middlesbrough Council photo albums. Scroll down the page - more added soon - click return or use top menu.

And before we go to the shelters. Mallon Bulldozer Man.

Residents of Middlesbrough could be forgiven expecting his tenure as Middlesbrough Mayor Ray Mallon produced so few benefits for the town. Residents are wrong to think this, the team at Middlesbrough Executive have all benefited and his passion for demolition, destruction and playing with Bulldozers has been fulfilled.