Middlesbrough Council - News Forum - Setting a light to the News
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We seek him here, we seek him there, Those Smoggies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell? He's not in Middlesbrough, That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.
Due to unforeseen circumstances ALL contact to “The Scarlet Pimpernel” is suspended. In future constituents will need to apply direct to the “Middlesbrough Town Hall Prospective MP Barn Dancing Extravaganza” Ladies & Gentlemen please take your places for the next dance led by Ray Mallon – Musical Chairs. All participants left without a chair or good enough spin story of why they should be elected MP for Middlesbrough will be removed from the floor. Let the dancing on the ice of spin begin…
Middlesbrough Stuart Bell
The Invisible Man of Middlesbrough..
Middlesbrough MP Stuart Bell.. they seek him here.. they seek him there.. is he in Middlesbrough.. no one can tell.. is he a cardboard cut out.. or a local myth.. to hold a local surgery.. he never does.. he claims the people attack him.. isn't that what it's all about.. for people to vent their anger.. to request help and support.. to right the wrongs of injustice.. to act on peoples behalf.. is he too busy obstructing the truth.. giving us his spin.. MP's claiming dodgy expenses are ok.. it's part of the job to win.. to take your money and run.. whilst telling local people.. being MP of Middlesbrough.. is absolutely no fun.. cos the people attack him.. for his job badly done..
The Scarlet Pimpernell
He tried to keep the lid on
The great expenses scam
We all keep looking
For that invisible man
Who does he represent
The constituents cannot tell
When we cannot find him
Let’s make him ring a bell
We keep looking for his office
A place we cannot find
he never holds a surgery
It really is a bind
They say he is a family man
When he give his wife a job
With is son as an assistant
He went out on the rob
Watch out for your cheque book
When ever they're about
One of them will get you
Of that there is no doubt
