Ray "demolition man" Mallon
Middlesbrough's mega mouth is expected to invite a wide range of film crews to Middlesbrough
Jeremy Clarkson James May & Richard Hammond
From the ever favourite Top Gear
Are expected in the near future to roar about makeshift race tracks across Middlesbrough
The winner will be the one first over the line driving a JCB
Obstacles such as housing, buildings of (if there are any surviving in boro) interest will be demolished during the race
Big crowds are expected buckets will be made available and IF not filled with sick
All funds collected will go towards the Mayor of Middlesbrough’s retirement party
please view here http://middlesbrough-council.com/forum/ ... =135&t=787 to see how popular the Middlesbrough Riots 2013 event have been
If successful organised TWOKING, Cleveland Police Cars, Ambulance and Fire Engine races will be organised to entertain the people, it’s as yet unknown if the roof and floor space of MIMA will be included in the track course….
Melbourne and Dubai eat your hearts out Mbro will be the in place for road rage events…….
These events are being brought to the people by the Biggest Grand Prick in Boro.... Ray "mega mouth" Mallon
