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MIMA: taking the piss from taxpayers

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taking a piss in Middlesbrough is regarded a fine Art by Middlesbrough Council

reminds one of the saying......

DON'T PISS DOWN MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING ;)

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Middlesbrough Council’s figures for the same week – obtained under a Freedom of Information (FOI) request, had much higher overall numbers but
included 212 people visiting on a Monday –
when Mima is closed.


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Middlesbrough's MIMA art gallery 'has world's most expensive urinal'
8:00am Friday 9th March 2012 in Middlesbrough News By Chris Webber
FLUSHED WITH ANGER: David Saha, pictured outside Mima, where he has taken part in conducting a survey into the number of people visiting the gallery
IT’S billed as one of the UK’s leading galleries for modern and contemporary art and craft.
But now a group of council tax payers claim more people visit Middlesbrough Institute of Modern Art (Mima) to use the loo than admire its artistic treasures.
The findings were revealed by members of the group who took it in turns to sit in the cafe of the £18m Erick van Egeratt-designed building for a week to monitor its usage.
They totted up 317 people visiting the free council-run gallery while 357 went to spend a penny – also for free.

Middlesbrough Council’s figures for the same week – obtained under a Freedom of Information (FOI) request, had much higher overall numbers but included 212 people visiting on a Monday – when Mima is closed.
Another FOI request by the group reveals the council, which runs Mima, does not differentiate between visitors using the art gallery, cafe, toilet or just cutting through from the car park.
“This must mean we have the most expensive public urinal in the world,”
said David Saha, one of six Middlesbrough council tax payers who carried out the survey.
“This is costing us a fortune.
They’ve (Middlesbrough Council) closed the Captain Cook Museum half the year, a place that actually has something to do with our town.
“But what really gets me going is when they cut back on libraries, community centres and now lollipop ladies to save just £1,100 a week. We reckon we’re funding each visit to the actual art gallery to the tune of £90.”
Overall, the campaigners said 1,103 people visited Mima in a single week, most just using the cafe. Middlesbrough Council put the figure at 1,666.
But the council’s figures are based on an electric door, which opens even if people walk past the entrance but do not go inside.
The council says 719,852 people have entered Mima since it opened in 2007, and the authority has also reduced opening hours and axed a £25,000-a-year job to save money.
Reports on the amount contributed by Middlesbrough tax-payers each year vary but it has been reported at £1m, although the campaigners claim it is about £1.5m.
A council spokesman said: “Our approach to counting visitors is approved by both the Arts Council and our external auditor, and we’ve been up front about it from the outset.”
The Arts Council has increased its annual contribution to Mima to £500,000.

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mima fine art in Middlesbrough study.....
Middlesbrough Council continue taking the piss out of taxpayers
Middlesbrough Mayor takes control to appease the protestors

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Middlesbrough Council.... the final solution..

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Mbro Latest Piece of Work
MIMA... aka... MIDDLESBROUGH INSTITUTE for executive members MENTAL ASYLUM... the new central gardens Middlesbrough "glass shed" was opened with the usual fanfare of MBC spin, unfortunately there was a six month delay to the opening ceremony, due to condensation and damp problems within the new building, which remain unresolved so MIMA remains a damp dismal and wet experience for visitors.

Middlesbrough Council Planning Department and the Construction Company are believed to have misread the plans and building blue prints supplied by Middlesbrough Executive. Thinking the MIMA structure was for use in the only growth industry at present in Middlesbrough the UK's cheapest supply area for all forms of Drugs.

The MIMA building with it's modernistic greenhouse look was thought by the builders to be intended for the growth of Heroin and Canabis providing plants. So the automatic internal watering devices built into the construction are being removed. As some experts believe these may damage the few works of art Middlesbrough Executive now claim may be hung within the building.

The new Central Gardens are due to be opened around the time the old Central Gardens a few hundred metres away are to be built upon. The new gardens comprise of a grassed area, has yet to be made official by Middlesbrough Executive if this is indeed the new Heroin and Cannabis plant growth area.

Near to Middlesbrough Town Hall a water fountain style feature was hoped to be up and running so that as music plays the fountain was expected to cascade in sequence, again this feature remains faulty despite several repairs from the best water feature reparers in the world thought to have been flown in from Canada. Once running the very best views will be from the main rooms in the Town Hall again this is thought to be some sort of attempt by MBC to induce fresh new blood into Middlesbrough Town Hall politics, the best view of the new water fountain will be from within Middlesbrough Town Hall so those wanting the best seats should put their names down for inclusion in the next local Council Elections.

A competition is to be announced shortly by Middlesbrough Council for a Middlesbrough Town theme tune to be played along with the fountain, early suggestions have included the 1812 Overture and film themes from The Dam Busters and Jaws.

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