Middlesbrough Thorntree

We seek him here, we seek him there, Those Smoggies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell? He's not in Middlesbrough, That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.
Due to unforeseen circumstances ALL contact to “The Scarlet Pimpernel” is suspended. In future constituents will need to apply direct to the “Middlesbrough Town Hall Prospective MP Barn Dancing Extravaganza” Ladies & Gentlemen please take your places for the next dance led by Ray Mallon – Musical Chairs. All participants left without a chair or good enough spin story of why they should be elected MP for Middlesbrough will be removed from the floor. Let the dancing on the ice of spin begin…
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Middlesbrough Thorntree

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Middlesbrough Thorntree Residents Association:
Will request funds from Middlesbrough Council
A scheme is proposed for the protection of endangered species
Advice is being sought from R&CCC regarding the building of containment pens
Once completed residents hope the capture of local MP Sir Stuart Bell
Should finally dispel all the rumours the MP doesn’t have a clue where Middlesbrough Housing Estates are located
If successful community groups across Middlesbrough are expected to commence similar projects
read more about Redcar's containment scheme http://middlesbrough-council.com/forum/ ... =106&t=573
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