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Jokers Wild

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:47 am
by BoroBot
4,500 'Mickey Mouse' courses to face the axe...
including the 'GCSE' in claiming benefits
By Kate Loveys
21st July 2011
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1ShvnmpYB
talking about cuts
For example an NVQ level 2 in hairdressing is worth the equivalent of six GCSEs,
but students never cut hair because health and safety regulations ban the use of scissors.
The number of ‘equivalent’ qualifications taken in schools ballooned by almost 4,000 per cent under Labour –
from 15,000 a year in 2004 to 575,000 last year.

Re: Jokers Wild

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:55 am
by BoroBot
someones taking the p###
Riot police demand toilet breaks every 45 MINUTES 'to stop them from wetting themselves'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1Shzxc6E6

Re: Jokers Wild

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:07 am
by BoroBot
Olympic qualifier: the fast food event
Oh the irony! World's biggest McDonald's to open...
on the OLYMPICS site
Restaurant will have 1,500 seats and is half the length of an American football field
One in five meals sold at the Games will be a McDonald's
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1Si2Nd6ti

Re: Jokers Wild

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:15 am
by BoroBot
Michael Caine: eat your heart out
Rorke's Drift was pointless
The school where pupils speak 44 languages (... including Zulu)
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1Si47ABEU