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We seek him here, we seek him there, Those Smoggies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell? He's not in Middlesbrough, That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.
Due to unforeseen circumstances ALL contact to “The Scarlet Pimpernel” is suspended. In future constituents will need to apply direct to the “Middlesbrough Town Hall Prospective MP Barn Dancing Extravaganza” Ladies & Gentlemen please take your places for the next dance led by Ray Mallon – Musical Chairs. All participants left without a chair or good enough spin story of why they should be elected MP for Middlesbrough will be removed from the floor. Let the dancing on the ice of spin begin…
Sir Stuart Bell MP for Middlesbrough probable defence line:
I've been sleepwalking these past 20 odd years that's why Middlesbrough is in the state it is -
Ban for drink-driving GP who was SLEEPWALKING when he got behind the wheel Dr Donald Clegg banned from driving for 12 months
Dressed in nightgown and slippers while four times over the limit
Magistrates accept defence of sleepwalking
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 7:37 AM on 22nd June 2011
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1Q08w2ItN
