Interviewee: are you or have you been involved in criminal activities --> Mallon: pass
Interviewee: are you or have you ever been involved with drugs --> Mallon: pass
Interviewee: do you regard yourself an honest & reliable person --> Mallon: pass
Interviewee: do you act with integrity and respect to your subordinates at all times --> Mallon: pass
Interviewee: do you regard yourself as “balanced” --> Mallon: pass
Interviewee: do you live in Middlesbrough --> Mallon: pass
Interviewee: Ray the public will not support a person who passes on all the important questions can we assess your qualifications for the post of Mayor of Middlesbrough in another way --> We require you to ask a question which includes the word “fascinate”
Mallon after several moments of blank and vacant expression had a eureka moment: -->
why does my donkey jacket have nine buttons – when I can only fascinate?
Interviewee: Ray you have our full unwavering support
Assassinate the Mayor? It’s those internet ‘obsessives’ again!
July 22, 2012 by rocklifferover
http://bettermiddlesbrough.wordpress.co ... ves-again/
