Middlesbrough Council - News Forum - Setting a light to the News
Forum to discuss Middlesbrough News everyone's reading it from Teesside Hartlepool Heathrow Paris Thorntree Redcar Stockton. All the latest frenzied shell shocking outbursts from robotic Ray Mallon Don’t be afraid Post it Read it Blog it.
We seek him here, we seek him there, Those Smoggies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell? He's not in Middlesbrough, That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.
Due to unforeseen circumstances ALL contact to “The Scarlet Pimpernel” is suspended. In future constituents will need to apply direct to the “Middlesbrough Town Hall Prospective MP Barn Dancing Extravaganza” Ladies & Gentlemen please take your places for the next dance led by Ray Mallon – Musical Chairs. All participants left without a chair or good enough spin story of why they should be elected MP for Middlesbrough will be removed from the floor. Let the dancing on the ice of spin begin…
Indiana Jones meets The Da Vinci Code in a tiny southwestern French village, where three researchers have revealed the entrance to a cave they insist contains King Solomon's gold, and possibly the Holy Grail. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... llage.html
further into the cave and just to left of the discovery is:- Sir Stuart Bell MP for Middlesbrough